tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-342084142011-04-22T05:16:28.006+10:00A weekly independent gazette up for sale to the highest bidder so that I can retire to a hammock confident that I have saved the world.camushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01036118226077750732noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34208414.post-1171535695607932382007-02-15T21:10:00.000+11:002007-02-15T21:34:55.636+11:00

FORWARD HE CRIED FROM THE REAR AND THE FRONT RANKS DIEDOssie guts and courage tiny heroic PM, Mr Howard, said only he had the courage to tell the Australian people that he thought a US (no longer a brave Ossie coalition) loss in Iraq would be a catastrophe.'It is obviously much better that there are white boys supervising the slaughter over there,' Mr Howard said.'Particularly as they caused it

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OLD AMERICAN TELLS US NOT TO HATE AMERICANS An old American famous for loving nothing but money, Rupert Murdoch, The Unaustralian, used a visit to Ossie to berate anyone who doesn’t love America. He sagely cautioned us against being like the Europeans. ‘Who would want the baggage of culture?’ he wondered, lonely as a billionaire. ‘You’ve had ten years of the best government you could hope

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MURDER A ‘TRIUMPH FOR IRAQ’S DEMOCRACY’ Western leaders of the invasion of Iraq queued up today to praise a court decision to hang Saddam Hussein. With no hint of irony, warmongers from the west said the plan to kill Saddam was a triumph for the fledgling democracy. ‘This is what we’ve been fightin’ for,’ a rapt and maddish President Bush declared, reading from little bits of cardboard. ‘

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STERN REPORT IS BOLLOCKS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD The impressive coalition front bench locked loopy scientists out of the loop today, reassuring voters that Australia needed to burn as much coal as China, India and Brazil combined before it could comment on ‘so-called’ global warming. ‘We need to keep this so-called Stern Report in perspective,’ Mr Howard harrumphed, his earpiece

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GREED VERSUS TERRORISM, ENVIRONMENTALISM, AND VARIOUS OTHER ISM: GREED WINS! The US stock market has shrugged off deeply held concerns about dead yanks in body bags from Iraq, global warming, failed health and education systems, possibly the crisis in Darfur, and roosted an overnight total above 12,000 points. Whatever‘points’ are. Even fake indignation about North Korea could not dampen

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MEDIA FRENZY DELAYS GLEBE GAZETTE PUBLICATION The current media frenzy – unrelated to new media regulations – has delayed the publication of the Glebe Gazette. Notoriously shy Gazette owner, Camus, was waiting patiently in his hammock for a call from Kerry or son of other Kerry offering Google-like $ for the brave masthead. The call never came. Publication was delayed by three days. ‘

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NO DIVERSITY IN UNIVERSITY CAUSES PERVERSITY Exclusive! Shocking new research has revealed that 90% of university lecturers in Australia do not believe the earth is flat. In a hard hitting hagiography of John Howard’s cultural credentials goofy right-wing commentator Michael Duffer has also revealed that 92% of university lecturers do not believe in the faddish right-wing vote grabber of

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PM ADMITS TO MEETING ‘MATES’ IN THE EXCLUSIVE BRETHEREN Old age pensioner Prime Minister, John Howard, has admitted that he met with ‘mates’ in the secretive and bitter Exclusive Bretheren weirdo cult. Responding to criticism from Tasmanian Senator Christine Milne, Mr Howard conducted a media conference with his hearing aid turned down out of respect for one of the bretheren’s sterile

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IS SOLES SOLD AT COLES? Coles started stuffing the Christmas turkey early with an announcement that they would mince 2500 ‘loyal, terrific’ staff and use them to fatten up the company carcass for sale to the highest bidder. ‘We’re hoping it’s an American outfit that gobbles us off,’ said chief executive John Fletcher. ‘They perfected avarice and if we can sell-out to the Americans then I’ll

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ANTI-MUSLIM POLICY CLARIFIED Federal police commissioner, Mick Keelty has apologised to white Australians after claiming he was misquoted in a front page article in The Weekend Unaustralian. The article reported that Mr Keelty had said to ‘back off Muslims’. ‘What I actually said was ‘rack off Muslims’ an angry Mr Keelty told the Glebe Gazette via a mobile phone from Kirribilli House

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UNAUSTRALIAN TEENAGER ARRESTED A teenager was arrested in Adelaide today for failing to show grinding, paniced remorse and hatred on the fifth anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the USA. A spokesman for an unnamed bureaucrat speaking on behalf of the minder of the Attorney-General, Phillip Ruddock, said the boy – dubbed dingo – had been under surveillance for a week or more. ‘

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